Just to remind you of the Yankee fan who bashed/bathed your wife in ugliness.....and a few reasons why you should choose the Rangers over the Yankees
Texans say "Hi Ya!" Yankees say "Get the fuck outta my way"
Texas have Nolan
Yankees have Steinbrenner
If you pick Texas, I'll root for your team (when you're not playing the Sox)
If you pick New York, I'll boo your team every game they play
Texas has a cooler flag than New York
I live here in Texas