Sunday, December 02, 2007

Twelve Days of Hell er I mean Christmas

**courtesy of sittingstill.net** (I stand corrected)

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Jacoby Ellsbury.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two kickass catchers, and Jacoby Ellsbury.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me, three flying outfielders, two kickass catchers and Jacoby Ellsbury.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four golden glove infielders, three flying outfielders, two kick ass catchers and Jacoby Ellsbury.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, FIVE STARTING PITCHERS!!!, four golden glove infielders, three flying outfielders, two kickass catchers and Jacoby Ellsbury.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a six pack of cold beers, FIVE STARTING PITCHERS!!!, four golden glove infielders, three flying outfielders, two kickass catchers, and Jacoby Ellsbury.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven innings up by 6, a six pack of cold beers, FIVE STARTING PITCHERS!!!, four golden glove infielders, three flying outfielders, two kickass catchers, and Jacoby Ellsbury.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eight bullpen pitchers, seven innings up by 6, a six pack of cold beers, FIVE STARTING PITCHERS!!!, four golden glove infielders, three flying outfielders, two kickass catchers, and Jacoby Ellsbury.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, nine shutout innings, eight bullpen pitchers, seven innings up by 6, a six pack of cold beers, FIVE STARTING PITCHERS!!!, four golden glove infielders, three flying outfielders, two kickass catchers, and Jacoby Ellsbury.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, ten road game tickets, nine shutout innings, eight bullpen pitchers, seven innings up by 6, a six pack of cold beers, FIVE STARTING PITCHERS!!!, four golden glove infielders, three flying outfielders, two kickass catchers, and Jacoby Ellsbury.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, eleven autographed world series balls, ten road game tickets, nine shutout innings, eight bullpen pitchers, seven innings up by 6, a six pack of cold beers, FIVE STARTING PITCHERS!!!, four golden glove infielders, three flying outfielders, two kickass catchers, and Jacoby Ellsbury.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me, twelve Opening Day tickets, eleven autographed world series balls, ten road game tickets, nine shutout innings, eight bullpen pitchers, seven innings up by 6, a six pack of cold beers, FIVE STARTING PITCHERS!!!, four golden glove infielders, three flying outfielders, two kickass catchers, and Jacoby Ellsbury.

14 comments:

I Ain't No Oprah said...

That's Jawesome!

Tex said...

thank you thank you very much :)

Ted D said...

Tex, I didn't think it was possible.

You've pulled off the blogging equivalent of the double steal: you've woven Christmas AND baseball together!

Nicely done, young lady. I REALLY want this kid roaming CF for the forseeable future. Giving him up to get Santana may well be worth it, but I'm not going to do cartwheels if it happens.

Tex said...

if he goes, Santana better win another Cy to make me not cry.

sittingstill said...

It would make for a lovely Christmas indeed...

By the way, it's sittingstill.net, not .com. Whoever has the .com page isn't doing anything with it, though.

Tex said...

.net .com .org dot dot dot dot :)

Ted D said...

I think I've given my Yoda a kick in the pants: nice flag to the blog, Tex.

If you ever need some advice, you know where to find me. ;)

Tex said...

my yoda a kick in the pants?? uhmm was there an insult in there somewhere??

Ted D said...

No insult.

Just saying I've given you a push to step it up a little.

Or I could be sleep deprived: it's really a coin toss.

Tex said...

naw this new job has really interfered with my time and creativity. Im hoping the 12 days today i wrote in about 10 min has revived me.

Beth said...

Brilliant!

Bosox Fan in Wichita said...

You may have to supersede your 12 Days with a poem about Santana Claus coming to town.

Tex said...

no worries wichita. i got it covered.

KAYLEE said...

oh i LOVE that :P