Tuesday, December 04, 2007

You Better Watch Out









**courtesy of DirtDog







I got tired of waiting so you can take your pic which version you want

You better watch out, you better not cry.

You Better not pout and tell Jacoby goodbye

Santana Claus is coming to town!


He's packing his CY, and checking it twice;

He's wants to pitch with Beckett and Dice.

Santana Claus is coming to town!


He knows the fans been talking,

He sees them on their feet

He knows Boston boos bad pitchers,

So he promises to not Gag for goodness sakes


SO! You better watch out, you better not cry.

you better not pout and tell Jacoby goodbye

Santana Claus is coming to town!

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You better watch out, you better not cry.

You Better not pout cos we’re keeping both guys

Santana Claus is coming to town!

He's packing his CY, and checking it twice;

He's wants to pitch with Beckett and Dice.

Santana Claus is coming to town!


He knows the fans been talking,

He sees them on their feet

He knows that Boston boos bad pitchers,

So he promises not to suck for goodness sakes


SO! You better watch out, you better not cry.

you better not pout cos we got Jacoby and 2 CYs

Santana Claus is coming to town!***************************************************************

You better watch out, you better not cry.

You Better not pout and just eat your pie

Santana Claus isn’t coming to town!

Theo’s checking his list, and checking it twice;

deciding who’s gonna pitch with Beckett and Dice.

Santana Claus isn’t coming to town!


He knows the fans been talking,

He sees them on their feet

We’re tired of hearing back and forth

So make a decision for goodness sakes

SO! You better watch out, you better not cry.

you better not pout cos we didn’t get the CY

Santana Claus isn’t coming to town

7 comments:

Ted D said...

Tex,

Johan looks like Billy Bob Thorntans demented side kick in "Bad Santa".

The song is genius, though. The best part? We DON'T need him. Though if we get him, Beckett/Santana will make the rest of the AL pee their pants.

Tex said...

I am really curious as to what josh is seriously thinking about it all. he is a prima donna. i know it but i dont care. he's fucking awesome. But ive always loved santana...but he'll never replace my texas boy

Ted D said...

Tex, I honestly think he would welcome a great player to the team, but would use it to motivate himself. The only thing that worries me is Beckett is going to make $10 million while Santana would more likely make around $20 million: THAT could be an issue.

Of course, it could be a bunch of talk about nothing and Santana goes to the Mets.

Who knows. Have a great day.

Tex said...

Actually i think it would piss off NY for Santana to go to the Mets instead of us. Santana would still choose New York but just for the other team. THAT would be fucking awesome!

Bosox Fan in Wichita said...

Beautiful, Tex. Just beautiful & the picture is really a nice touch.
How about this for an alternate:

Here comes Santana Claus,
Here comes Santana Claus,
Right down Santana Claus Lane,
Fenway faithful and all his teammates
Dreamin' of championships again.
Bells are ringin', fans are singin',
All is merry and bright,
So jump in bed, and cover your head,
'Cause Santana Claus comes tonight.

Tex said...

Very COOL!!!! Who are YOU Wichita??? do you post on SG?

Bosox Fan in Wichita said...

Nah, I lurk at SG for the endless entertainment, but I've posted at Cyn's ... even won the Big Papi book on her poetry contest last summer. I just heard Red Soxers!